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Instead of entertaining her thoughts
of;putting;the;kids;in;some;other;school,
what she really needs is for you to
sound;the;Fog;Horn;of;Truth:;“Wooooo
Gaaaaa”;(That’s;supposed;to;sound;like
a fog horn!)
She can’t see straight because she’s in
the fog. It happens to all homeschooling moms. They start out sunny and
optimistic, and then the fog rolls in
and chokes out every shred of the light
of truth. They freak out and start talking about quitting and turning back on
all they believe because they’re worried
about ruining their kids.
WOOOOO GAAAAA! Your deep
bellow shatters the fog and alerts your
homeschooling wife that she’s right on
track. She looks at you, her knight in
shining;armor,;and;your;voice;of;truth
pierces the fog of lies.
Remind her that she’s doing a great
job;;that;she’ll;work;through;the;kinks,
that you’ll give her the time she needs
to do so, and that she is an amazing
mom and wife. She won’t believe you
so you give another blast: WOOOOO
GAAAAA! Keep blasting until she starts
laughing at you or until she remembers
the truth.
You think I’m kidding? I’m not. The
homeschooling fog hits especially hard in
those;first;few;months;.;.;.;er,;days;.;.;.;hours
.;.;.;of;the;homeschooling;year.;A;good,;in-volved husband will get her through (at
least until the next fog bank comes).
She’s counting on you. She’s counting
on her brave and shining Fog HORN!
You;‘da;dad,
Todd
Need some more ideas? Get Todd’s book,
Help! I’m Married to a Homeschooling
Mom.
Todd Wilson, author of Lies Homeschool-
ing;Moms;Believe,;Help!;I’m;Married;to
a;Homeschooling;Mom, and The Official
Book of Homeschooling Cartoons, is a
dad, writer, conference speaker, and former
pastor. Todd’s humor and gut-honest realness
have made him a favorite speaker at home-
school conventions across the country and a
guest on Focus on the Family. As founder of
Familyman Ministries, his passion and mis-
sion are to remind dads and moms of what’s
most important through a weekly e-mail for
dads, seminars, and books that encourage
parents. Todd, and his wife Debbie, home-
school their eight children in northern Indi-
ana and travel around America in the Family-
man Mobile. You can visit Familyman
Ministries at www.familymanweb.com
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Instead;of;entertaining;her;thoughts;of;putting;the;kids;in;some;other;school,
what she really needs is for you to sound the Fog Horn of Truth.