In;an;episode;of;one;of;my;all-time favorite;TV;shows,;Leave it to Bea- ver,;Wally;was;helping;Beaver;with is;English;homework,;and;Bea-
ver was really struggling. In exaspera-
tion, Beaver whined, “English is really
anyway?” Wally replied, “People judge
you by the words you use Beaver, and if
you use crummy words, people will think
you’re a creep!”
thing in English. Sometimes there are
heard the following in many English
Pu ure faeder, de eart on heofonum;
Sy bin nama gehalgod.
Cume din rice. Sy din walla on eor-dan swaswa on heofonum. . .
Does that look like English to you?
Our Father, who art in heaven; hallowed be thy Name.
Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done,
on earth as it is in Heaven…
conquered;England.;The;Battle;of;Hast-ings was memorialized in the famous
stayed in a hotel that puts a newspaper
weather, and the weather person appears
That is what happened to the Eng-
The conquering army spoke Norman
Germanic language known as English
business. In fact, the King of England
Guess what happened? Parents told
Advertorial: Dynamic Literacy
ceed in school, practice law, or run a
business, they needed to learn the new
language. Kids learn quickly. The new
By Jerry Bailey
The Bayeux tapestry is located in the Reading Museum just west of London, and is 230 feet long!